Tuesday, April 17, 2012

sayam = saya hayam

kalu rambot aku puteh gok time aku tue nanti, gile ironic kan


ever notice that sometimes we notice certain things
about ourselves, but it doesn't really register,
because either we don't really reeeaaally notice it,
or we notice it but we don't want to admit it,
or we notice it and we assume everyone does it too

then one day your friend points it out,
and the next thing you realize is,
you sorta have a habit that you've noticed all these years,
but it doesn't really register because you don't truly notice,
and you notice it but you don't want to admit it,
and you notice it and you assume everyone does it too

in my case, it's chicken.

i eat chicken. lots of it.
and i keep going back for more.
and i eat it on weekdays and weekends

and i go for fried chicken or chicken chop
or nasik hayam or chicken wings
or roasted chicken and kalu tadek sume tuh,
i eat kopok hayam yang double decker tuh.
sib bek tadek eskrim perise hayam.
kalu tak, mesti aku ngap jugok mendealah tu ok

people say you are what you eat. so, sayam.

YOU. yes, YOU.

ektiviti yang ingin Ku buat di ofis


so let me get this straight;

YOU showed me YOUR (non-negotiable) schedule,
it clearly showed that YOU have allocated time
to do reviews throughout a specific set of weeks,
and when i request the review to be done during that time,
YOU have the nerve to say that it can't be done
because YOU havent figured out what needs to be reviewed,
and it can't be done because YOU cant find meeting rooms,
and YOU think everything is going too fast?

if YOU have a master schedule for the whole year,
don't YOU think it makes sense to book the reviewer's time early?
instead of esok nak review baru arini tekial2 cam berok?

if i told YOU that we'd be prepared and ready to go 2 weeks ago,
don't YOU think it makes sense to arrange the meeting rooms early?
and why is it that YOU can't get meeting rooms but i can?

if YOU know that reviews would be done on certain dates,
don't YOU think it makes sense to establish the objective early?
rather than say; "...nape cepat sangat? templet baru tak siap lagi..."

it's too much to ask for ordinary people to move mountains,
it's too much to ask for ordinary people to walk on water,
and it's too much to ask for ordinary people to fly over the moon

...it isn't too much to ask for common sense.