PAR #11

vote for me, and i won't waste the nation's
money and resources to send evil people to jail.
as much as human rights is important,
there are plenty of times when it is irrelevant

i advocate the thought that, if you knowingly
and willingly murdered someone in cold blood,
then you waived your rights to be treated as human beings.

shoot em all. see? dead. done. vote for me.

PAR #10

vote for me, and i will guarantee you clean elections!
i will enforce people to shower before voting / campaigning.

PAR #9

vote for me, and i'll force karamsingh walia 
to talk 5 hours non-stop on tv.
without putting up his hands.

PAR #8

vote for me, and i'll make sure we have banyak gile 
cite and muvi bangla kat astro first.
only then we can truly understand their plight ok?

PAR #7

vote for me, and i'll harass mas and airasia and
proton and maybank and cimb for money.
takkan asek kacau petronas je kottt

but i won't harass public bank le.
since aku suke tengok celebration ala-ala
komunis and chairman mao derang kat youtube

PAR #6

vote for me, and i'll give all who oppose us one-way tickets
untuk pegi duduk and pegi mampos kat central africa

tapi solomon tak dapat le kan,
since die suke je kot balek afrika sane tuh.

PAR #5

vote for me, and i'll endorse discipline teachers to beat up kids
who beat up other weak, defenceless kids in school.

PAR #4

vote for me, and i will demonstrate the true
spirit and meaning of mesia bleh;

bleh la sabsidi rege minyak, supaye rakyat bleh 
isi petrol secare free kat stesen minyak seluruh negare

bleh la sabsidi rege tol, supaye rakyat bleh 
pegi sane sini secare free ke seluruh pelusuk negare

bleh la sabsidi sume makanan, supaye rakyat bleh 
makan free sesuke ati di seluruh negare

bleh la sabsidi yuran skolah, supaye rakyat bleh 
la jadi cerdik pandai sket

and despite doing all that, the rakyat will still go;

"...tapi tak cukop! bleh la tlong lagi, bleh la!..."

see? the rakyat are feckers.
i mean, who cares about developing the nation
and moving forward kan? idiots. vote PAR.

PAR #3

vote for me, and i'll make sure that friggin
boy-genius-mathematician-druggie-boy
admits that the whole thing is fraud

and that his aim is to manufacture
and distribute drugs to kids of all ages
and be the prime minister someday

it's all a friggin act, i tell you.

PAR #2

vote for me, and i'll make sure we
dont waste our resources and
put an end to all this anwar nonsense

i mean so what if he bonks boys and hookers?

so what if he sucks ceck?
plenty of mesians do.

and so what if he bonks hookers?
bukannye bayo gune duit rakyat pon.

remember; PAR tau!

wanna be on par?

now, a lot of people, at some point or another,
whether secretly or otherwise, does harbour dreams
to become illegally rich a politician

i am no different.

i hereby announce that i am making plans
to one day realize that great dream by
forming my own party; Parti Anti Rakyat (PAR)

so over time i will share with you my manifestos,
so that you would be better equipped in the future
to provide me with illegal money your great support

PAR #1

vote for me, and i will ensure your money goes
straight to my bank account rather than use it
to build schools and roads and all that crap.

the point? i'll be the 1st honest politician. EVER.