but wait, A plus B doesn't equal C!

now, if i asked you; who do you think
are the number 1 enemies of hollywood?
critics? movie studios? video pirates?

wrong. it's engineers.

now, the problem with engineers is,
any movie has to be logical, has to make sense,
and all in all, things just HAVE to add up

otherwise it just ruins the movie, you see?

like when we watch "wanted",
we don't focus on a group of assassins
who restore parity and balance in the world

...we focus on the sewing machine instead.

you know, how on earth does the machine
receive encrypted messages thru the threads?
is it like, a wireless sewing machine maybe?

like when we watch "twilight",
we don't focus on the age-old war between
vampires and wolves for the love of a human

...we focus on why vampires are shiny instead.

you know, it isn't really scary when the worst thing
about a vampire is that he / she is shiny and glittery.
and why would that be, when they hate sunlight?

and like when we watch "the dark knight rises",
we don't focus on how batman rises from the dark
to save and fight for the city and people of gotham

...we focus on the location of the prison instead.

you know, since the prison looks very albanian-ish,
and since gotham is very likely in the united states,
then how did he walk on foot across the continent?

see?. engineers make the worst movie watchers.