wanna be on par?

now, a lot of people, at some point or another,
whether secretly or otherwise, does harbour dreams
to become illegally rich a politician

i am no different.

i hereby announce that i am making plans
to one day realize that great dream by
forming my own party; Parti Anti Rakyat (PAR)

so over time i will share with you my manifestos,
so that you would be better equipped in the future
to provide me with illegal money your great support

PAR #1

vote for me, and i will ensure your money goes
straight to my bank account rather than use it
to build schools and roads and all that crap.

the point? i'll be the 1st honest politician. EVER.