drinks that don't get you drunk. huh?

a lot of things in life is there for a reason.

like cars, which helps you get from A to B,
like phones, which helps you call your friends,
and like medicine, which makes you feel better

but imagine a car that is stationary all the time,
phones that only has blinking lights and nothing else,
and medicine that actually makes you feel worse

so what the hell is the point in having those things
if they don't do what they're supposed to,
and they don't seem to serve their purpose at ALL

...and now there's beer halal

that's right, a beer which really isn't a beer,
bcos it looks like beer, tastes like beer,
but doesn't get you drunk like a beer would

and like a beer should.

so what's the friggin' point in THAT?

see? a lot of things in life is there for a reason.
so, when it comes to beer halal,
if you're a drinker, go for the real thing.

and if you aren't, don't even bother.

'taste of my own medicine' of the day

ok, karma is a bitch

one of our newbies , who is sangat semangat and chirpy,
has a tendency to think aloud and talk to herself.
so me, being me, just HAD to point this out

...with disastrous results.

mua : do you always talk to yourself?

newbie : sometimes, yes!

mua : so, do you have an imaginary friend?

newbie : i do! YOU!

karma is a bitch. really.

LBS #011

"...memang tak ada yang sempurna dalam hidup ini,
namun tak ada salahnya jika hari ini
kita ingin lebih sempurna dari hari kemarin..."

- tadi kate tade mende yang semporne.
pastu harap esok semporne plak. ntah pape ntah.

lawak porno of the day

based on an earlier sms conversation just now haha!

mua : i'm bored stiff.

fren (who shall not be named) : i'm never bored when i'm stiff.

LBS #010

"...let's open our eyes wide,
there are possibilities we cannot see that exist..."

- unless when you're sleeping, of course.
otherwise YOU will cease to exist.

LBS #009

"...life is a challenge, meet it! life is a dream, realize it!
life is a game, play it! life is love, enjoy it!
- sri sathya sai saba..."

- life is also something you don't seem to have. go get one!

LBS #008

"...you have it in your power to make your days
on earth a path of flowers, instead of a path of thorns.
- sri sathya sai baba..."

- eyh, tolong jangan pijak bunge ok? apekehe ko ni?

LBS #007

"...life is a bridge over the sea of changes.
do not build a house on it - sri sathya sai baba..."

- okaaay, who in the right mind wants
to build a house in the middle of a bridge, genius?

LBS #006

"...smooth seas do not make skillful sailors - african proverb..."

- wait, what do africans know about sailing?
they might not even have enuff water over there

LBS #005

"...pengalaman apapun yg kau dapatkan hari ini,
jangan lupa untuk tersenyum!..."

- unless pengalaman tesebot adelah kene lempang.
nanti orang pikir kite adelah orang gile plak.

LBS #004

"...kau boleh keluar dari zona nyaman,
untuk masuk ke zona yg sangat lebih nyaman!..."

- unless naik LRT time balek keje,
since tren dipenuhi dengan orang-orang busuk ok!

LBS #003

"...bukan aku tidak mengerti, tapi aku sedang ingin dimengerti..."

- erm, maaf ya, aku enggak mengerti apa ini. mengapain?

LBS #002

"...the difference between ordinary and
extraordinary is that little extra..."

- and the difference between shit and bullshit is the bull

LBS (Let's Be Sunny) #001

ok, in a bid for self-improvement, and since i am always
fascinated by positive people, i have begun to start following
this group called "BerpikiranPositif" on the twitter!

here's a wonderful example of the positivity;

"...be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning
and the rest of the day will take care of itself..."

- that means you can start the day being sunny
and you can start being bitchy by 10.01 am

...think i'll start a new label for this on the bloggy heheh

rocket science of the day

on my way back home just now,
i saw a sticker which was pasted
on the back of one of the taxi's here
which wonderfully read;

"...awas! kenderaan ini berhenti!..."

wow. talk about rocket science.

'yeah. sure.' of the day

for my self-amusement, i sometimes reply
to stranger's sms that are accidently sent to me.
based on an sms earlier today;

stranger : afternoon mr e*****! it's l*** h*** here!
i just wanted to let you know i successfully gotten
a job at w***** t*********** here in kl.
thank you for all your guidance and help,
my family wishes you well, and i hope i'll be able
to contribute to society and to make you proud of me!

my reply : yeah. whatever.

on the brink...

of championship number 19.

500 days of something better

500 days too late

the simple truth about breakups is,
no matter how amicable or ugly it was,
in most cases one person moves on quickly
while the other just drifts around being empty

one person keeps living their life happily
while another lives each day in misery

one person forgets everything about the relationship
while another remembers even the smallest detail

one person decides that it's the right decision
while another agonizes over what went wrong

and one person finally gets what they want in life
while the other finally realizes there is more to life

the 2 best things i've learnt watching this flick are;

1. if you're agonizing over the past,
instead of remembering the lovely times together,
think of the bad, rough and even sad times you faced.
it'll help you realize that certain things aren't worth it

2. everything evens itself out in the end.
for both parties. one way or another

so there you go! go watch '500 days of summer'!

...i certainly wish i watched it 500 days earlier.

despite everything

another lyrical posto, this time off
'you don't miss the water' from craig david

even when i am overwhelmed.

another lyrical posto, off the wonderful
'that i would be good' by alanis morissette

you can't tell me it's not worth dying for.

lyrical posto; off 'everything i do (i do it for you)'
from the fantastic bryan adams