drinks that don't get you drunk. huh?

a lot of things in life is there for a reason.

like cars, which helps you get from A to B,
like phones, which helps you call your friends,
and like medicine, which makes you feel better

but imagine a car that is stationary all the time,
phones that only has blinking lights and nothing else,
and medicine that actually makes you feel worse

so what the hell is the point in having those things
if they don't do what they're supposed to,
and they don't seem to serve their purpose at ALL

...and now there's beer halal

that's right, a beer which really isn't a beer,
bcos it looks like beer, tastes like beer,
but doesn't get you drunk like a beer would

and like a beer should.

so what's the friggin' point in THAT?

see? a lot of things in life is there for a reason.
so, when it comes to beer halal,
if you're a drinker, go for the real thing.

and if you aren't, don't even bother.