yeah. no thanks.

kuceng ni pon cerie je pakai spek

over the years i've been asked
whether i'd be interested to conduct
that laser surgery thing to my eyes

since, you know, i can stop wearing glasses,
that i would finally be free of my visual burden
and i could finally have a carefree and jolly life

so let me get this straight;

you want me to have LASER shot in my eyeballs,
you want me to stop wearing glasses
eventhough kalu tak pakai i'd be having
droopy-looking eyes sebab da bekurun pakai spek,
you want me to do periodic laser surgery later on
because apparently the effect wears off over time,
AND you want to friggin pay thousands for it?

i mean, HELLO! have you people watched
the final destination movies? gile freaky ok.
so, no thanks. not interested. ever.

sib bek aku comel pakai spek ok. hihi.