'mari kite bukak pose secare alternatif' of the day

kalau melekat dalam jem, mesti kite rase nak nek besikal

pastu kayoh cepat-cepat kalu da masok bukak pose kan?

ala, macam masyarakat cine dam gambo nih.

the harsh reality of bepose kat kolumpo ni is,
sometimes you end up in a huge traffic jam,
and the next thing you know, da masok maghrib,
and the next thing you realize is,
to your utmost horror, i must add is;

you're still on the road.

and pastu mule le kan, tekial-kial, jadi panik,
pastu tetibe je rase loye, rase stress,
sebab tau oghang len sume da bukak pose

so here's a few things yang bleh dibuat
sekirenye anda pun telibat dalam insiden
berade dalam jem sewaktu masok time bukak pose

1. korek idong dengan sunggoh-sunggoh
2. korek tinge dengan semangat olimpik  
3. carik chewing gam dam kete (ni mende yang razip buat)
4. mintak makanan dari kete seblah
5. rewind balek jam tangan supaye kire blom magrib

so there! now you have several options
supaye tak rase stress dikala awak melekat dam jem.
you'll thank me one day for these tips.

you'll see.