Tuesday, August 14, 2012

pi wokshop. pastu makan karipap ngan minom kopi je kan?

some days you get workshops that seems to work.
like the way it looks for the people here.
tapi skali tengok depa pun blur gok


the reality of work is, plenty of your time is used up
in order to attend meetings and conferences and workshops.
and plenty of times it's all a great use if your time and effort

BUT, there are also pleeeeeeeeenty of times when,
all these meetings and conferences and workshops
are nothing but a waste of your damn time and your damn effort

a very, very typical workshop would feature something like this;

them : welcome to the workshop! am so glad that all of you are here!
i expect us to come up with solutions at the end of the day

us : solutions to what?

them : well, solutions to the problems!

us : and what exactly are those problems?

them : erm, the ones we might potentially have!

us : just like not knowing what the problems are in the 1st place

them : exactly! which is why we're conducting this workshop

us : and what is it about?

them : it's ok! we've called all of you here so we can brainstorm it!

us : yes, but we don't even know what to brainstorm

them : but we already promised the bosses that
we'll be presenting the solutions to them at the end of the day.

us : sigh. fine. since it's already set in stone.

see? and people wonder why for some of us,
there are days when we feel we wanna slap people in the face
and strangle everybody that we get to see on sight.


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