sun me!

sunny side up

off an email at work earlier today.
my response in orange.

disclaimer : certain things hanye oghang2 yang keje gomen
like ME would understand. heheheh

"...points on how to improve your life!..."

1. don't compare your life to others'.
you have no idea what their journey is all about.
SPECIALLY WHEN DERANG DAH JOB GRADE TINGGI
AND YOU'RE STUCK IN E1 SAMPAI MACAM HARAM.

2. don't over do; keep your limits.
BETOL TUH. BALEK KOL 4. ENTITLEMENT OK!

3. don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
EXCEPT KALU GOSIP HAL BONUS.
SBB GOSIP TUH BLEH MENYEGARKAN BADAN TAU!

4. dream more while you are awake.
TAPI JANGAN TIDOK TIME MITING
MACAM SESETENGAH OGHANG TUUU!

5. envy is a waste of time. you already have all you need.
BETOL. TAK SUME OGHANG TIER 1 HAHAHA!

6. forget issues of the past.
don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past.
that will ruin your present happiness.
BAB NI SUSAH SKET.
SBB POMPUAN SKE MENGUNGKIT HAHA!

7. realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.
DAN JANGAN LUPE PI COACHING SESSION ACD SKALI YE!

8. problems are simply part of the curriculum
that appear and fade away like algebra class
but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
TERASE TAU!
MENTANG2 TIME UNI DULU AKU FAIL ALGEBRA.

9. you don't have to win every argument. agree to disagree.
…BUT IT DOESN’T HURT TO TRY WINNING AT ALL COSTS.
LOSERS DON'T ACHIEVE ANYTHING IN LIFE, YOU SEE.

10. call your family often
SPECIALLY WHEN YOU ALREADY SIGNED UP
WITH THE MAXIS FAMILY PACKAGE.

11. forgive everyone for everything
TAKLEH. I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN THE DOG
THAT CHASED ME TIME KECIK2 MEN BESIKAL DULU.

12. spend time with people over the age of 70
& under the age of 6
SORRY, I'M NOT A PERV!

13. try to make at least three people smile each day
…WHILE MAKING THE OTHER 300 MAD AT YOU

14. what other people think of you is none of your business
WHY NOT?
WHAT I AM IS NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS EITHER!

15. put GOD first in anything and everything
that you think, say and do.
OK. “GOD, I'M HUNGRY”,
“GOD, THAT TV LOOKS GOOD”,
“GOD, THAT GUY WALKS FAST”

16. however good or bad a situation is, it will change
MOSTLY THE GOOD ONES.
IT’LL TURN CRAPPY REALLY QUICK.

17. no matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up
BUT IF YOU’RE ILL, SHOW UP TO CLINIC.
BUT DON’T OVERDRESS. KANG OGHANG CAKAP MENGADE.

18. the best is yet to come
UNLESS YOU’RE ALREADY OVER-THE-HILL.

19. get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful
OK. PETS, CHECK!
NEIGHBOURS, CHECK!
UNKNOWN FACEBOOK FRIENDS, CHECK!

20. when you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it
AND THE ALARM CLOCK TOO, DON’T FORGET!