wanna be on top?

now, having watched a few episodes
of the highly-rated next top model show,
i have come to the following conclusions;

1. models aren't necessarily pretty.
most of contestants look really wierd.

2. models are just stick versions
of everyday, normal crappy people.

3. that jay guy is probably the best-looking
non-guy guy out there in tv today.

4. and to miss j, dude, you're a DUDE.
get over it. and stop prancing around.

5. tyra should really stop trying to be oprah.
despite being a much hotter version of oprah.