hot chick

i attract chickens

no, i don't mean chickens
as in chicks.
as in hot gals

i mean, well, live chickens

case in point;
i once drove to work and a chicken hit me.
that's right. the chicken hit me.
instead of me hitting the chicken

the chicken is a part of a chicken gang,
and the chicken gang resides in a house
which is located at the end of the road
in which i need to pass every morning

and the chicken, well, saw my car
and headed straight for it
and rammed my door

i didn't stop just in case i got
unfairly framed for murdering a chicken,
but i did manage to see the chicken
clucking around dengan rupe sangat pening
setelah sebok melanggo my car

and it happened. again. last week

so either it's the same chicken
who is actually suicidal,
or another chicken who is equally suicidal,
or perhaps the gang is a suicidal chicken cult

or, i attract chickens. live chickens.