seksyen eksyen

di dalam kehidupan seharian kite,
terdapat bermacam-macam jenis eksyen

di dalam dunia pekejaan, kite terdapat istilah
eksyen item, iaitu bermaksud pekare-pekare
yang perlu disiapkan sebab mendealah tu
telah disebut dan kite kantoi sewaktu miting.
so kene buat la kan?

di dalam dunia perfileman plak, terdapat istilah
"lights, camera, eksyen!", iaitu bermaksud
setelah director menyebot mendealah tu,
pelakon kene la teruih belakon babak lakonan
dan jangan lagi tehegeh-hegeh nak sms kawan

di dalam dunia perfileman jugak, terdapat istilah
eksyen hero, iaitu bemaksod hero yang belakon
adengan-adengan stunt, dan sangat susah mengalahkan
hero tesebot, walaupun telah dipukul, ditembak,
dilanggo dengan lori ikan, dan sebagainye

namun demikian, terdapat satu lagi jenis eksyen
yang diamalkan oleh sesetengah masyarakat kite,
secare spesifiknye salah soghang kawan saye,
sebab kat umah die kat kuantan ade drive-thru kfc,
jadi die menjadik tersangatlah eksyen sampai
menyebabkan saye nak baleng die ngan karipap

itu sahaje renungan bersame untuk kali ini.
sekiantimekaseh

i still need you. after all

there are times when you listen to something
and it just thank the stars for making you
fortunate enough to have heard something
so wonderful and something so beautiful

this is from a man who was brought up
by blind parents, and spent their lives
communicating with each other through
the gift the music in the absence of sight

ladies and gentlemen, i am proud to present;

'after afterall' from william fitzsimmons



it is brilliant.

the A to Z of avoch

based on titi's fantastic post
and inspired by her rainbowy state of mind,
i proudly present to you;

the A to Z of avoch!

A is for Avoch!
- avoch is my avatar name.
it originated from a fantasy book which belonged to...

B is for Best friend
- ...amir. who i consider to be my best friend.
if someone who has seen the absolute worst of you
and still sincerely wants to be your friend,
then chances are you have found your best friend

C is for Celebrity crush
- maggie q. she is smokin' haaawwwttt.
and katherine heigl. who is smokin' hot oso.
and ivanka trump. who is smokin' hot oso
(jawapan diberentikan skarang sebab nanti tak abeh2)

D is for Debt
- darn you credit card debt!
i am under a mountain of it! but it's ok,
bak kate iklan; the satisfaction? priceless.

E is for Easiest person to talk to
- plenty plenty! all my frens are easy to talk to.
which is why i am frens with them.
because i can be incredibly chatty heheh!

F is for Favorite movies
- too many to list down! but having said that;
fantasy = lord of the rings trilogy
romantic comedy = just like heaven
romantic comedy drama = sleepless in seattle
comedy = dodgeball
comedy action = a knight's tale
action = die hard 4.0
action drama = troy
drama = legends of the fall
comedic drama = forrest gump
action drama comedy = ocean's 11,12 & 13
fictional drama = slumdog millionaire
fictional history = inglorious basterds
animation = ratatouille
cartoon = the emperor's groove
horror = 13 days & 13 weeks later
horror action = constantine
horror drama = interview with the vampire
local = sepi
local comedy = papadom
(ok fine, pandai2 buat kategori sendiri
supaye muat my fave movies dengan banyaknye)

G is for Gaming
- if there was something i could do for 24 hours in a day,
7 days a week, 4 weeks a month, 12 months a year,
for maybe a full year, it would be gaming!
fifa manager 2011, f1 2010, civilization V, the sims 3,
dragonage origins, need for speed shift, fifa 10,
lego harry potter & red dead redemption,
you are the (wonderful) culprits!

H is for Hometown
- miri. a place where i don't go as much as i like,
and certainly where i don't go as much as i should!

I is for Instrument
- piano. i used to take piano lessons as a kid.
note that i used the term 'take lessons'
instead of the term ' i play the piano'.
i didn't. i sucked at it.

J is for Job
- i am an engineer with the gomen.
god knows what on earth i'm doing!

K is for Kids
- i am not a fan. the only kid on this earth
that i absolutely love is my niece mumu.

L is for Longest car ride
- as a kid, we used to do 13,14 hours
traveling from miri to kuching for raye.
back then the roads were gravel
and you had to wait hours and hours
for a ferry to take you across the great river,
only to continue on a non-tar road
all the way until you met civilization.
and all of this during the fasting month.
it is not something i would recommend.

M is for Milk
- i am obsessed with milk and milk products.
my fridge is usually filled to the brim
dengan prodak2 dutch lady. full cream,
chocolate, coffee, you name it man!

N is for Number of siblings
- one. i am the youngest of two.
which means i am pampered to the max. heheh!

O is for One wish
- my one wish is to be happy.
and i will stop at nothing to ensure that happens.

P is for Phobia
- sharks. and water in general.
no thanks to that jaws movie heheh!

Q is for Quote
- "...i'm weary..."
off sleepers. michael talks to shakes.
i dunno why, but i love it!

R is for Reason to smile
- i recently got a new lappie!
the acer 4820TG. it has the spec of an 5k
lappie bundled into a 2.7k lappie.
best. deal. EVER.

S is for Song i last heard
- has to be "we'll be a dream" from we are kings
and demi luvato. it is something that should be
a theme song to a movie or a tv show!

T is for Time i last woke up
- 45 mins later than when i should!
came late to work. again.

U is for Unknown fact about me
- i spend most of excess cash on groceries.
i am a supermarket freak! anything that
remotely resembles a nice supermarket,
it will definitely catch my attention. heheh!

V is for Veggies
- this blog's url is veggiesnolikey.
need i say more? haha!

W is for Worst habit
- i am very, very, very moody.
one minute i can turn very dark,
and the other i can be the jolliest person on earth!
no worries, my jolly always outshines the dark!

X is for X-ray
- worst injury i had resulted in stiches on my head.
the gash wasn't bad, but the swimming pool of blood
that stained my white school uniform made it
the most horrifying thing i've ever experienced.
i still have the scar on my head. which i love having!

Y is for Your favorite food
- fast food. any day, all day.
not exactly healthy, i know,
but i have this ideology that since i usually eat
once a day, i might as well eat something
that makes me happy!

Z is for Zodiac sign
- i am cancerian. which perhaps explain
why i love to write and read and stay indoors,
and is moody and a bit of a neat freak,
and has an idealistic view on relationships.
well ok, maybe not. hahaha!

challenge of the day

my fren issued me a challenge earlier today;

to try senyap for 3 whole minutes.
because apparently i don't stop talking

so i'm chatty, sue me! hmmmph.

ass-phalt

there are plenty of ways to describe someone

you can describe their appearance,
their hobbies, their personality,
plenty, plenty of ways

but imagine getting described
the way i described this particular person;

"...it's like a mosquito bite on your ass.
you don't want it there but it is.
you can scratch it all you want but it keeps itching.
you can ignore it to a certain extent
but your ass itches so much it drives you insane..."

wow. talk about being an ass 8-D

it works. if you wish to call it that.

maturity, for all it's strength, has it's vulnerabilty

we link maturity to being sensible,
being realistic, being calculative,
being practical, being well, mature

we link immaturity to being naive,
being idealistic, being spontaneous,
being impractical, being well, immature

i miss the younger days when in relationships,
you go for the person who makes your heart skip a beat,
you go for the person who you can write letters and notes to,
you go for the person that laughs at your D's in math,
who admires your A's in english as if it was the best thing ever,
you go for the person who you buy snacks at the canteen with,
you go for the person who you watch the stars with,
you go for the person who you like to buy small gifts to,
and you go for the person who you dream about the future with

now we go for practicality, for stability,
for common needs and wants in life,
and if we're one of the lucky ones, for love

it can be a good thing, it can't. who knows?

so, maturity, for all it's worth,
is something we need to value,
but when it comes to relationships,
is something that needs to be valued,
whether it is worth it for us in the end

maturity has it's vulnerability

curse. duplified.

"...i wish to be free of you.
the same way you are obviously free of me..."

- a grief-stricken mercedes.
off 'the count of monte cristo'.

simply. stop it.

you know what?
sometimes in life you shouldn't re-build bridges with people

simply because the bridge will only lead to a dead end,
and simply because the people you re-build bridges with,
are simply not worth it.

trust me

'me is gwumpy' of the day

this, is a sure-tell sign i was grumpy yesterday;

person A : weh, nak tanye ko nih.
do you know who blablabla (bukan name sebeno) is?

mua : sure, he's my colleague. so logically i should know.
but then again, stranger things in life has happened.

bad, bad, avoch 8-D

more than just a fuzzy mongrel

wise little fuzzy bugger

re-watched 'ratatouille' again last nite,
and i must say, it's such a funny and cute story!
some words of wisdom from our fuzzy little friend;

remy the rat : noble? we're thieves, dad,
and what we're stealing is, let's face it, garbage!

remy's dad : it isn't stealing if no one wants it!

remy the rat : if no one wants it,
then why are we stealing it?!!

mari berpacak

i've read that the gomen wants us to
work harder and be more proactive
in order to move us into the future!

now, here's something that needs
to be moved into the future;

nasyid punye music videos

i mean, seriously, dok tepacak
tepi highway la, tepi taman bunge la,
tepi R&R restoren jejantas kat aer keroh la

i'm sure there are ways to make it more creative,
say, get a guy with a chicken suit
to stand next to them while they're singing

at least it'll make it a whole lot more entertaining

dok tepacak sane-sini in order to portray the message.
isn't exactly bringing us to the future kan?

p/s : please excuse my current obsession with chickens.
there's a reason for that. haha!

"have a pleasant day!" huh? really?

now, the problem with working is,
sometimes it teaches you to be bitter

you get bitter emails
and bitter meetings
and bitter conversations
and bitter phone calls
and bitter coffee as well

so, to actually get a non-bitter email
with the addition of a rather upbeat line of;

"... and have a pleasant day!..."

hmmm...makes you stop and wonder
how can it be humanly possible
to have someone who is NOT bitter
be around the same office as you are 8-D

oh well, maybe it's just us. haha!

hot chick

i attract chickens

no, i don't mean chickens
as in chicks.
as in hot gals

i mean, well, live chickens

case in point;
i once drove to work and a chicken hit me.
that's right. the chicken hit me.
instead of me hitting the chicken

the chicken is a part of a chicken gang,
and the chicken gang resides in a house
which is located at the end of the road
in which i need to pass every morning

and the chicken, well, saw my car
and headed straight for it
and rammed my door

i didn't stop just in case i got
unfairly framed for murdering a chicken,
but i did manage to see the chicken
clucking around dengan rupe sangat pening
setelah sebok melanggo my car

and it happened. again. last week

so either it's the same chicken
who is actually suicidal,
or another chicken who is equally suicidal,
or perhaps the gang is a suicidal chicken cult

or, i attract chickens. live chickens.

"how come no improve? me send 10 mails ovedi!"

some people just don't seem to understand how things work

for example, say you have an issue with the site office,
so, what you need to do is;

talk to site office -> figure out problem
-> offer a solution -> send mail to site office
-> get feedback -> revise plan -> get plan approved
-> send mail to operational personnel
-> discuss and explain to operational personnel
-> revise action plan -> job gets executed
-> evaluate results and offer solutions if needed
-> final job execution -> prepare report -> problem solved

now, this, is NOT the way to think of how things work;

send email to site office
-> they receive mail and do everything
-> kite bleh goyang kaki and makan gaji bute
-> problem solved

true story. trust me. 8-D

chao ren buhu something. i think it's about dvd's.

ok, so there's plenty of fans out there
for this maher zain guy

and with good reason too.
he is a great singer with a wonderful voice
singing wonderful songs about faith

...but all i see is a moslem version of justin bieber

sorry folks. 8-D