musical question of the day

was just wondering, would rihanna freak out when she
realizes that she's not the only girl in the world?

S.I.C.

SUCK IT CHUMPS!
GO SUCK ON LEMONS!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA

did i lose the biggest part of my plan?

it's been a looong long time since
there was a vocal act that blew me away.

this boy can sing. absolutely brilliant!

'ini sebab kite perlu pandai base omputeh' of the day

now, to the person who's identity i will not reveal,
when i say to you;

"...man, you smell funky!..."

here's a tip; that is NOT a compliment,
so perhaps you shouldn't say "...thanks!..." 8-D

tv quote of the day

off an episode of 'better off ted',
it's the one where for some reason,
the motion detectors at their office
could detect everybody else,
all except for black people 8-D

"...how would i know right from wrong?
i'm no greek philosopher!..."

- veronica. being practical. as usual. haha!

'ooowwwhhh boy' moment of the day

have you ever been on a date
where you think the person is cool and funny
and smart, UNTIL that person goes;

"...yeah, it's even there on the bible!
God says we have to be kind to all animals!..."

ooowwwhhh boy.

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have you ever read a stranger's blog
that was so interesting and enlightening
and full of useful information about life
and serious things like globalization,
UNTIL you post a comment
and the word verification is;

"...pussy ballz..."

ooowwwhhh boy.

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have you ever been sooo proud to be a malaysian
because the national footie team won 2-0
in some car-suzuki-yokohama cup match,
UNTIL you switch to the other channel
and the person in the talk show goes;

"...yaaa, anda juga boleh memenangi
hadiah saguhati berupa due bijik*
pemacu kilat USB 16 giga bernilai 100 hingget..."

ooowwwhhh boy.

* p/s ok fine, i forgot what the right word was 8-D

please stand up, please stand up. and shut the hell up.

now, since proton and it's chairman likes to be
some whingy little bitch about being the real lotus,
i have thought of something else that will lift their egos,
put them in the spotlight like all whingy bitches want,
and this would be the ultimate thing
that they can claim themselves to be;

the real slim shady.

re-light my fire!

wow. other than africa and china and eastern europe,
the world is wonderfully socially connected!

off bbc.com, a facebook intern realized that this map
could be generated based on the data held by
the social networking firm on its 500 million users!

it's the result of his attempts to visualize
where people live relative to their facebook friends.
each line connects cities with pairs of friends.
the brighter the line, the more friends between those cities

just look at how bright malaysia is. hahaha!

it has to be so lonely to be the only one who's holy

another lyrical posto. this time off
the lyrically awesome 'playing god' by paramore!

avochileaks 06

based on a historical event,
but this time it's a few years
before the great revolution in china.
it's a conversation over dinner;

teen boy : you must give me beans!
i like beans! beans make me happy!
we must all grow beans!
beans will be the backbone of our country!
make sure everyone grows beans!

family : relax, chairman mao.
someday you might just grow up
and annoy the hell outta everybody.

avochileaks 05

based on a singing class, conducted by a bored
and demotivated musical teacher;

choir : i'm gonna let it shiiiiiine!
let it shiiiiiine, let it shiiiiiine, let it shiiiiiine!

teacher : yeah, yeah, let the damn thing shine.
what the fuck is THAT all about anyway?

avochileaks 04

based on a popular tv show's
food judges' deliberation. the idea is to critique
and agree on which chef stays on the show
and which chef is eliminated this week;

judge A : this dish has an interesting texture to it.
the flavours all blend together in harmony!

judge B : yes, but this dish has a particular tinge of
exotic spices and the technique of grilling the beef
is absolutely perfect! it is magnifique!

judge C : what? texture? harmony? magnifique?
are you guys sure what you're talking about?
i went camping with you guys last friday
and you guys can't cook shit!

avochileaks 03

based on a top-secret meeting
of a top-secret western country
at a top-secret location;

general A : now THAT, is the new satellite
prototype we have just launched.
it will increase the sensitivity of our
telecommunications, enabling us to
properly scan our country for the safety
and well-being of our western civilization!

general B : i'm bored. let's go whack moslems.

avochileaks 02

based on a presentation to the management
of a top consumer bank;

guy : so that, is our highly thought of presentation
about how to increase the excitement levels of
consumers and staff towards our new scheme!

CEO : who are you again?

guy : i'm a staff from the Strategic Management Division
of Human Resources here at *tuuut* bank.

CEO : hmmm...HR. do you consider that to be a REAL job?

avochileaks 01

since we have touched on the tricky subject
of the singaporean wikileaks, i have decided
to launch my very own version!

it will (probably) be a set of fictional secret
conversations between all sorts of people!
it'll show us the true nature of man,
and how we view the lives around us.

boys and girls, i proudly present to you;
avochileaks!

now, based on a board-room conversation
in a massive oil & gas company;

guy : but sir, we need to take into account
the potential damage we might do to the marine
area, if we drill oil there, it may impact the fish
and coral reefs and vegetation!

CEO : hmmm...the environment?
dude, we're in oil & gas. who gives a shit?

i've had enough. until you come around.

look, you can accuse us for not being good friends,
you can accuse us for not being there for you,
for not being able to comprehend and totally digest,
for not fully understanding what you're going thru,
for telling you things you do not want to hear,
for saying things you do not agree with,
for not being comfortable with the things you're angry about,
and for not showing empathy to your problems in life

but if you think about it,
carefully, carefully think about it;

we're not the ones who's pushing people away.

current event of the day

chill dude, we're all friends. regardless.

in light of the infamous singapore wikileaks issue,
(where singaporeans called other asians morons,
finding our leaders to be complete idiots,
and pretty much agreeing that anwar is a
boy-shagging-boy-humping son of a bitch),
a spokesman from the singapore ministry
has spoken of unity amongst asians
and has dismissed that ties could be effected due to this.

i quote;

"...these relationships are built
on a strong foundation of shared interests
and mutually beneficial cooperation in many areas..."

well of COURSE they'd say that, since THEY are
the ones who were caught with their pants down.
fucking singaporeans.

here's my own wikileak. i play a game called
'supreme ruler 2020', in which i grow our military
resources and pretty much blow singapore up
with bombs and annihilate singapore to bits.
it's a whooole.lotta.fun.i.tell.you.

oh don't worry, obviously i don't mean it.
since you know, we have a relationship
built on a strong foundation of shared interests
and mutually beneficial cooperations in many areas.

in other words, relax dude, it's all good 8-)

great marketing of the day

went to the kfc drive-thru earlier today,
and just like the mcD's drive-thru sticker,
you now can get a kfc drive-thru sticker
which proudly displays you as;

"...kfc drive-thru CEO.
chicken enjoyment officer..."

wow. if THAT isn't great marketing,
i dunno what is. hahahaha!

on paper we're a disaster, two opposites so alike that.

a lyrical posto, off orianthi's 'shut up and kiss me'.
credit to e, for making this one. it made me smile.

eat a fancy meal? go somewhere exotic maybe?

off yahoo news! a man's last wish
was to go gamble at a casino.

he won 400 bucks.
then fell dead.

out of all the things he could've chosen,
he picked winning 400 bucks by gambling.
then dropped dead.

what an idiot.

fact (of life) of the day

now, if you are one of those people
who passionately follows local politics
and is super concerned about the transparency
and legitimacy of the political parties here,
then i have one thing to say to you;

there is no such thing as an incorrupt government

deal with it. fucking morons.

oh, the agony of defeat

if you're as asian as this guy, stick to kalaoke

now, if there is one thing that we can learn
from the finale of the amazing race asia 4 is;

if you are asian, then stay away from surfing.
you're not some fucking australian.

move over barney.

awesome. i spose.

this one caught my ear. and made my day 8-)

i am the lotus. shut the fuck up.

off thestar.com.my , tun mahathir advises
proton to produce components for electric cars.

here's something else that tun can advise them;

to shut the fuck up and make better cars.

i am the real one. shut up you whore.

let's face it,
proton babbling about being the 'real' lotus
is a pathetic attempt to pat themselves
and claim to be a team with heritage.

to proton; why dont you just shut the fuck up
and concentrate on making your cars better instead?

and to dato nadzmi.
you're giving 'nazmi' a bad name.
i'll call you whore instead.

bring on the new f1 season.
i can't wait to see the lotus renault cars crash.
and burn. preferably.

morally amusing

life. better off.

this is off an episode of 'better off ted'.
ted is a good guy that has to live with
working in a company who doesn't care about
morals. only profit. i think it's fascinating!

based on the episode when the company is being sued
when they sold harmful products to the public.
the prosecutor is P, ted's boss is the defendant, D

P : were you involved in the development of this product?

D : yes.

P : and how would you summarize the company's reaction
when they found out that the women that used this product
were savagely attacked by insects?

D : ouch.

P : will you elaborate on that please?

D : no.

P : can you describe your job?

D : yes.

P : how would you describe your job?

D : cleverly.

better off ted. a pretty decent comedy series, if you ask me

I.T. question of the day

is it just me, or does anyone else also wonders
whether nigerians have anything better to do
than to send emails to people saying that they
are somehow connected to us and
we are entitled to a zillion dollars?

i am a twit. twittee.

now, thanks to sarahLG and encouragement from -at-,
i have signed up for the twitter!

it is this magical place where you jot down your thoughts,
and you erm, follow people, and when you do,
you get access to their thoughts, and erm,
you also get followed, mostly by complete strangers,
so you don't quite get what the point is,
so then you start to request following complete strangers too,
just to see whether they say ok,
which means YOU'RE the one that doesn't quite get the point,
then you write down crap just so you have stuff to share
otherwise you may be dissapointing the strangers who have
whole-heartedly requested to follow your thoughts
even when you don't really have any,
and to top things off, you have a section where the twitter
identifies "people similiar to you", something akin to
"people who bought this also viewed..." on amazon.com,
but afterwards you're a bit demotivated because the people
who are similiar to you are NOT brad pitt or anyone handsome,
and worst of all have absolutely NOTHING in common with you,
which makes it even more disheartening since you knew
when you signed up you had to key-in all your profiles,
so that means the twitter has a bug when it comes to matching
your personality with other people on the twitter,
OR maybe the twitter just doesn't give a crap anyway

phew. sorry about the rather long and winded
and extremely random babbling just now

learnt that from the twitter.

humour has no age limit

sometimes you come across comedy
which is original and super hilarious!

i proudly present, 'OPN: Old People News'

oh, they review technology btw 8-D

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compass. in every single way.

this one's for me;