current event of the day

chill dude, we're all friends. regardless.

in light of the infamous singapore wikileaks issue,
(where singaporeans called other asians morons,
finding our leaders to be complete idiots,
and pretty much agreeing that anwar is a
boy-shagging-boy-humping son of a bitch),
a spokesman from the singapore ministry
has spoken of unity amongst asians
and has dismissed that ties could be effected due to this.

i quote;

"...these relationships are built
on a strong foundation of shared interests
and mutually beneficial cooperation in many areas..."

well of COURSE they'd say that, since THEY are
the ones who were caught with their pants down.
fucking singaporeans.

here's my own wikileak. i play a game called
'supreme ruler 2020', in which i grow our military
resources and pretty much blow singapore up
with bombs and annihilate singapore to bits.
it's a whooole.lotta.fun.i.tell.you.

oh don't worry, obviously i don't mean it.
since you know, we have a relationship
built on a strong foundation of shared interests
and mutually beneficial cooperations in many areas.

in other words, relax dude, it's all good 8-)