'ooowwwhhh boy' moment of the day

have you ever been on a date
where you think the person is cool and funny
and smart, UNTIL that person goes;

"...yeah, it's even there on the bible!
God says we have to be kind to all animals!..."

ooowwwhhh boy.

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have you ever read a stranger's blog
that was so interesting and enlightening
and full of useful information about life
and serious things like globalization,
UNTIL you post a comment
and the word verification is;

"...pussy ballz..."

ooowwwhhh boy.

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have you ever been sooo proud to be a malaysian
because the national footie team won 2-0
in some car-suzuki-yokohama cup match,
UNTIL you switch to the other channel
and the person in the talk show goes;

"...yaaa, anda juga boleh memenangi
hadiah saguhati berupa due bijik*
pemacu kilat USB 16 giga bernilai 100 hingget..."

ooowwwhhh boy.

* p/s ok fine, i forgot what the right word was 8-D