2011 avocrystal ball!

now, instead of posting my new year's resolutions,
which, quite frankly, served no purpose since
i don't really care and even if i DID have any,
probably didn't care enough to make it happen,
i have decided to go for something new instead;

my very own crystal ball!

here i will put my predictions for the year,
and we'll review it at the beginning of next year ya!

boys and girls, i proudly launch a new tradition;
the avocrystal ball!

1. proton will CONTINUE being a bitch.
both in the cars they manufacture AND in f1

2. people will realize that buying an iPad
is just a way to over-compensate for being uncool

3. people will STILL have bad dress sense
during the office 'casual fridays'

4. i will FINALLY be given the recognition i deserve

5. anything this country achieves will be because of 1mesia.
this even includes football success and more money for rakyat.
the team who physically plays and extra money from petronas
has absolutely NOTHING to do with it

6. westerners get bored of labelling moslems as terrorists,
so they target people living in igloos on alaska instead.
afterall, SOMEONE has to be blamed for melting icecaps kan?

7. my neighbours will STILL be jackasses and continue
to know NOTHING about earth hour

8. i will still be awesome

9. no wait, scratch #8. since that is
an actual fact of life rather than a prediction

10. someone will predict the end of the world in 11.11.11.
afterall, the predictions of 9.9.09 and 10.10.10 didn't work

11. someone will be nice enough to buy me two worlds II,
gran turisimo 5, back to the future, mass effect 2 and / or
dragonage 2 for the ps3. please oh please dear god!

12. i will FINALLY finish reading the books which my
friends have lent / suggested to me. yes, this means you
neesa / miss_d / ju / jen

13. i will be less bitter and be the sunniest guy
on the face of this planet

14. no wait, scratch #13, i said prediction
not something that needs divine intervention

15. the ending for harry potter will be far, far
more satisfying than the ending for twilight

16. people would actually follow me on the twitter

17. people would actually read this blog.
hahahahahahahahhahaha!

18. my niece finds me far more awesome than kakak.
or anyone else, for that matter. heheheh

19. people will get sick and tired of reality cooking
competitions and watch radio televisyen mesia instead

20. i will finally post the next avoch awards.
however crappy it may turn out. hahahaha!