(airline) incident of the day

priority seats. great for people who aren't even THERE.

this happened to me a few weeks ago

while waiting at the departure hall,
i was asked this by the darn person
who clearly wanted to boot me out;

"...excuse me sir, but you're sitting on
the priority seats. it's only for families,
little kids traveling alone, and for people
who are handicapped or the elderly..."

so lemme get this straight, you want me
to get out of the priority seats eventhough
the friggin departure hall is FULL
and they are NO OTHER seats left,
AND they are NO friggin families,
NO friggin little kids travelling alone,
NO friggin handicapped or friggin elderly people?

wat the feck is that all about?

so i go with this;

"...oh, i'd like to be prioritized please,
that's why i'm sitting here..."

end of story.