cats are waaay cooler. despite looking grumpy.
i hate monkeys
i think they're ugly and annoying.
i think they're fucking hairy and smelly.
plus they make that annoying sound
i have no interest in protecting apes.
i do not care if they go extinct.
and i certainly hate that stupid-ass
theory that humans are descendants of apes
so, imagine my disdain when i watched
that music video of bruno mars
with him dancing with fucking monkeys
i used to like bruno mars,
with his great tunes and everything,
but now i don't. why? he's not bruno mars
he's bruno planet of the fucking apes
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