water balloons. no, sorry, grenades.
what's the craziest thing you'd do for love?
some might jump off a building,
others might profess their love with tattoos,
others might serenade loved ones in public
but bruno mars would catch a grenade for ya.
that's right, when asked the same question on mtv,
bruno mars said; "...me? i'd catch a grenade..."
he then went on to tell this lovely story
about him heroically jumping in front of a lady
when he saw that lady was about to be hit by
a flying 'water balloon grenade'.
that's right folks, a.water.balloon.grenade.
oh, and she had a brand new dress on.
first of all, how on earth would you know
the dress is new unless you're a stalker?
or unless for some reason when you said;
"...you look great, love your dress..."
in which she rather bizaarely replied;
"...it's a brand new dress. just got it..."
instead of; "...thanks!..."second of all, it's one thing to think of
'saving' a lady from getting mildly soaked
with a friggin water balloon as
'the craziest thing i'd do for love',
it's another thing altogether to refer
a harmless water balloon as a 'grenade',
in order NOT to sound like a total wuss
and lastly, hey, why not write a song
about your super duper heroics
and get adored by millions of people!
and perhaps then go on to make a video
of you prancing around with fucking monkeys
before wonderfully being referred to as
bruno planet of the fucking apes
ok fine, i'm done. *catches water balloon*
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