hands up if you look like bert sesame street!
got a shocking email at work earlier today
apparently one of the staff got robbed
while walking back to her car after work.
upon describing the assailant, it was a;
"...30 - 40 year old male indian,
slim, with thick eyebrows..."
so, the only thing the police hafta do is
nab one of, maybe 1 million slim indian guys,
who just happens to have thick eyebrows.
easy. i give it 3 days.

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